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Mercie352
10-23-2008, 12:36 AM
I'm new here, so I thought I'd introduce myself to everyone.

My favorite color is royal purple.
I love sea shells and the beach.
My favorite number is 2/3.
I live in Orange County. California.
I like chocolate candy, but not chocolate ice cream.
I like science and math. Algebra is hella cool.
I love science fiction.
Like Star Wars... Star Trek TNG... Ghost In The Machine...
I'm a girl.
I like shopping.
The Mall is like a religious Temple.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned during recess at school.
My favorite school subject is history.
I like to read a lot, and write stuff.
I am a registered Republican, but will vote for Obama.
I am a conservative by default, with "morals" and strong family values.
I don't cuss when I conversate with people.
I tend to make up words as I go alike.
I like visiting strip clubs, but have no respect for strippers.
I think the Y chromosome is slowly shrinking... Yay!!!
I really love myself a lot.
I turn myself on in the mirror sometimes.
My favorite animal is the noble ant.
My favorite plant is bamboo.
I love China and Chinese culture, but I think we should nuke them.
Persian girls are hella hot, but we should "liberate" Iran.
I think if Israel is such a big deal for taking Palestinian land, then some middle easter nation which is large should give the Palestinians some land.
My favorite flower is Champa.
I like Sai Baba's afro.
I like watching fat ladies practice hatha yoga.
I'm Mexican/Italian.
If I were a food, I would be a watermelon, because I'm sweet and moist.
My favorite nut is the coconut.
I love little miniature dogs.
I like speaking English and think it should be a world language.
I think the French are pussies.
I like making fun of crazy people.
Czech girls are hot, but they have a crazy language.
I have a great sense of humor, but it comes at others expense.
My favorite book is The Satanic Bible.
I look up to Anton Long and the ONA.
I am a Satanist.
My name is Kayla.

Sinistar666
10-23-2008, 12:03 PM
A true Satanist's favorite colors are black and red.;)
I love pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
My favorite number is 666.:D
I live in New York City, the profane capital of the world.
Chocolate ice cream rules, especially when on the right person.
You love all "exact sciences." Hella cool.
Science fiction is great, but I'm such a stereotypical Satanist who loves horror.
I'm a male. The Alpha-male.
The mall is great for girl-watching. Oh yeah, shopping...
I played kickball at recess.
Strippers probably make more money than you and me put together.
My favorite plant is cannibus.
I don't know what kind of food I'd be, maybe something bitter.;)
I'm still pushing for Esperanto as the universal language. That movie in Esperanto with William Shatner was the best! By next year, I'm going to make all my posts in Esperanto.
My favorite nut got discharged before me.:(
Your foreign policies intrigue me. If you were running, I'd vote for ya!
I'm an American of Filipino ancestry. Putang y na mo! Mahal.:D
I think I'm okay, I don't love myself. Well, I love me but I'm not in love with me. We're strictly friends.
French bikinis, wine, and fries are good though.
Chinese, Persian, and Czech girls are hot. Accents are even hotter. Especially when they say "Yes, I will."
My favorite book is "Paradise Lost" (So stereotypical, I know)
The ONA rule. Period. Hardcore Satanism all day.
Ave Satanas! Me too.
I am Sinistar. My profane name is Richard.

Lady Dunsany
10-23-2008, 12:38 PM
Well this is entertaining. I am speechless. Welcome.

Mercie352
10-23-2008, 09:10 PM
Hi Kyrus, Lady Duns, Richard... Dick... can I call you dick? I like dick.
In regards to your favorite nut Sinistar - was he prematurely discharged? I heard that's a common problem.

Anyways guys, I'm splintering off of the Nation Of Islam and starting my own thing called the Nation Of White Devil Worshipers. Its when we go around and worship the White Man as the White Devil. We'll call our Devil Bible the "Negronomicon" and sell pumpkin pie on the streets... pumpkin... Halloweens... get it? I'm gunna start a Ning site and call myself the Supreme Hidden Imamess; put on a Samurai outfit, and have some hillbillies as my sidekicks. Whose with me?

Mi Sxatas Esperanto ankau. Mi pensas estas uno bono ideo. Not! Mi kidding. Stupida Partio Verda! Mi no Sxatas la ideo de Esperanto por la linguo de la globo. Like who the hell am I gunna use Esperanto on? Anyways that's like 1800's stuff. Elvish is the thing nowadays! Who speaks Elvish here?

Lady Dunsany
10-23-2008, 09:17 PM
You are a trip. I get it. Take care my friend. Oh yeah Happy Halloween.

Mercie352
10-23-2008, 09:21 PM
Thanks Lady. What are you gunna do for Halloween this year?

Mercie352
10-23-2008, 09:23 PM
LMAO! Was the Shatster really in an Esperanto movie!! Please tell me the title so I can Youtube it. I got to see this!

Lady Dunsany
10-23-2008, 10:32 PM
Halloween ah yes food and drink for the dead, initiation in the GD, handing out candy . I think that covers it. Oh yes forgot coffee and duncan donut munchkins.

Mercie352
10-23-2008, 10:48 PM
Golden Dawn huh??? Got your red socks yet?

Mercie352
10-23-2008, 10:51 PM
oh go away, i don't give sweeties tae bairns.


I speak Scots, I know what you said. You guys trick or treat in Scotland too? I wonder how that started anyways?

Lady Dunsany
10-24-2008, 08:22 AM
No red socks too much, going another way. Halloween is perfect for any endeavor the veil is so thin. I have to hand out sweets, the little buggers won't stay away. My husband likes it he eats the left over candy.

Sinistar666
10-24-2008, 01:48 PM
Nah, my favorite nut was a she and she got released about 4 days before I did. There was no one at dinner to discuss the voices in our heads.

That discharge problem is most likely common among teens. I can actually go a whole 3 minutes before the cigarette is lit.

As far as your new splinter organization goes, I'm in even if I'm not White. I will need a pretentious title also. How about Ayatollah Sinistar? Is there 72 virgins involved or is that strictly a Middle Eastern concept? Our place of worship can be named the Mosque of Moloch.

That Esperanto movie was called "The Incubus." Please don't ask me how I remembered that one.

I speak "Elvish." Thank you. Thank you very much. Where's my fried peanut butter banana sandwich? *shakes pelvis, then does mock-karate*

Lady Dunsany
10-24-2008, 02:30 PM
Incubus. I read the book before the movie. Bad acting but I was young when I saw it so I thought it was great. I never had a fried peanut butter sandwitch but I love fried potato sandwitches with mayo.

Sinistar666
10-24-2008, 07:08 PM
You can call me anything and anytime you want!

Your Esperanto is quite impressive. You should make that the official laguage of your new Devil Book and of your sermons at the mosque.

As-Allah-Malek-Im Imamess.

Mercie352
10-25-2008, 01:26 AM
LOL... Mosque of Moloch! I love it. Ayatollah Sinistar LOL... thats hot!
We should make Esperanto the official language of something. That is prolly not a bad idea, because there are a million losers in the world who speak it... of course I didn't include myself in the million, for obvious popularity reasons.

Lady Dunsany
10-25-2008, 08:49 AM
There are no losers just people who make them that way. Popularity is all in the mind. It does what it does when it does not. Self praise is in the eyes of the beholder. Tusen Takk.

Odin
10-25-2008, 09:02 AM
yeh welcome yada yada yada

isis
10-26-2008, 04:02 AM
hey lady that sounds fun but i am haveing a fire pit and going to a graveyard and spend time with my bead friends who died last halloween

Lady Dunsany
10-26-2008, 07:36 AM
Say hello to them for me. All the ones who have passed come to see me, saves me a trip. Isis you do not have to go to the graveyard to see them. They are willing to see you. If you leave out food for them and communicate they will come to say hello. However if you are going to the graveyard use a protection spell because you might bring home a spirirt that is not so nice. Make sure your friends do to. Good luck and I wish you a safe night.

Odin
10-26-2008, 10:57 AM
Hey Isis

be careful don't bring home any unwanted people ah entities home with you and have a Good Hallows Eve , Samhain

Lady Dunsany
10-26-2008, 11:47 AM
Hey do you hand out candy or just buy it like my husband does hoping no one will show up.

Odin
10-26-2008, 01:40 PM
I don't give the little f*ck*rs anything... they are only going to grow up to take drugs and what will we do then when they come round greeting for a jointsworth. lol


Lady D is here laughing her ass of and just said OK

my sentiments exactly just want to keep the candy for myself
the little wankers

isis
10-26-2008, 03:08 PM
thinks lady and odin i will be safe. i am going to go a clean the gravesite up a little and put down flowers their familys are going to be their also. we are going to make it an event like set up some flowers, pull weeds.

Lady Dunsany
10-26-2008, 04:17 PM
thinks lady and odin i will be safe. i am going to go a clean the gravesite up a little and put down flowers their familys are going to be their also. we are going to make it an event like set up some flowers, pull weeds.
That is so sweet. See you know exactly how to go about this. I hope you have a wonderful night. I will not worry as I know you will be safe.

Odin
10-26-2008, 05:22 PM
your a GOOD person Isis hope all goes well

redhand
10-26-2008, 08:55 PM
Greetings and Welcome!