confucius say...

[VIRAL]

Confucius Say:

Man who run
inFront of car
get tired. Man who run
behind Car get
exhausted.

Man with
one Chopstick go
hungry.

Man who
scratch butt Should not
bite fingernails.
Man who eat
many Prunes get
good run for
money.

Baseball is
wrong: Man with four
balls cannot
walk.
War does
not Determine who
is right, war determine who
is Left.
Wife who
put
Husband in
doghouse soon find him
inCathouse.

Man who fight
with Wife all day
get no piece at
night.

It take many
nails To build crib,
but one screw to fill
it.

Man who drive
like
Hell, bound to
get there.
Man who live
inGlass house
should change clothes
inBasement.

Man who fish
in
Other man's
well often catch
crabs.

Crowded
elevator
Smell
different to
midget

Person who
deletes this has no
humor!!!

[Plarkenstorf]

Man who suck can also blow.