Anti slander spell
Tell me what you think about this spell.
If there is confusion and deceit in your life, the norse squirrel god Ratatosk might be to blame. So here is how you put him in his place:
Get two nuts, shelled or unshelled (acorns, chestnuts, and walnuts work but maybe not brazil nuts or pistachios) and a big hammer or rock. Imagine a squirrel caught in a trap. Then say
"You're nothing but a lying punk
you're barking up the wrong tree trunk
you're gonna have to pay for it
I smash your nuts you little ****!"
and smash the nuts, then sweep them away with you left foot.
"Now it's you know who, I got the you know what. I'll stick it you know where, you know why, you don't care..." -- Marylin Manson
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