I'm new here, so I thought I'd introduce myself to everyone.
My favorite color is royal purple.
I love sea shells and the beach.
My favorite number is 2/3.
I live in Orange County. California.
I like chocolate candy, but not chocolate ice cream.
I like science and math. Algebra is hella cool.
I love science fiction.
Like Star Wars... Star Trek TNG... Ghost In The Machine...
I'm a girl.
I like shopping.
The Mall is like a religious Temple.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned during recess at school.
My favorite school subject is history.
I like to read a lot, and write stuff.
I am a registered Republican, but will vote for Obama.
I am a conservative by default, with "morals" and strong family values.
I don't cuss when I conversate with people.
I tend to make up words as I go alike.
I like visiting strip clubs, but have no respect for strippers.
I think the Y chromosome is slowly shrinking... Yay!!!
I really love myself a lot.
I turn myself on in the mirror sometimes.
My favorite animal is the noble ant.
My favorite plant is bamboo.
I love China and Chinese culture, but I think we should nuke them.
Persian girls are hella hot, but we should "liberate" Iran.
I think if Israel is such a big deal for taking Palestinian land, then some middle easter nation which is large should give the Palestinians some land.
My favorite flower is Champa.
I like Sai Baba's afro.
I like watching fat ladies practice hatha yoga.
I'm Mexican/Italian.
If I were a food, I would be a watermelon, because I'm sweet and moist.
My favorite nut is the coconut.
I love little miniature dogs.
I like speaking English and think it should be a world language.
I think the French are pussies.
I like making fun of crazy people.
Czech girls are hot, but they have a crazy language.
I have a great sense of humor, but it comes at others expense.
My favorite book is The Satanic Bible.
I look up to Anton Long and the ONA.
I am a Satanist.
My name is Kayla.
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