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    Default how do i sell my soul to satan???

    how do i sell my soul to satan using witchcraft????

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    why do you want too? do you know what happens when you do? you are his to command, so your life may be filled with physical pleasures but u will never know true happiness, on top of that when you die, you go to him and be forever tormented by him, and someday he will pretty much just devour your soul. trust me its not worth it.

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    the first thing you can do is forget about being a witch. selling your soul would leave you with nothing to work for in witchcraft, so with no goals because all your needs would be met theoretically, you would have nothing to do but enjoy life and wait to go to hell, like all the squares and people whose lives worked out for the better in one way or another. its more a proverb of what happens to the squares methinks
    I have seen a thousand thousand civilizations rise and fall upon the Mother of All Things. As pipes play, echoing off the mountains and across the Ocean, until it fades at the edge of time, the end of All... - book of the gate called pan

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    First, you need to somehow magickally generate an artificial soul. Build up your ego, or practice asceticism depending on which direction you want to take for this matter...work on that body of light creation stuff while doing this. Practice something rigid, become rigid, apply yourself to nonexistant things. Lick the dark underbelly of most modern religion, where it all seems to fall flat to our experience of things. Define Yourself. Define Yourself. You do not want to remain fluid.

    Sine this thing isn't worth much, just give it to "Old Nick" for free.

    The actual contract is a simple thing enough, slaughter some chickens and stand at the crossroads and wait until you attract the cops. Speak to the cops as you would to Satan, and give them this artificial soul.

    I actually don't recommend you messing with the cops. But, this post is just a mockery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by james ross collins View Post
    how do i sell my soul to satan using witchcraft????
    What makes you think that He would even be interested?

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    I think you should listen to our members. I also think you are confusing witchcraft with selling your soul and Satan. As Strider says why would he be interested, as there are more pressing problems to be dealt with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokia_Zos View Post
    Speak to the cops as you would to Satan, and give them this artificial soul.

    I actually don't recommend you messing with the cops. But, this post is just a mockery.
    I got a citation that wasn't an actual ticket before for following a cop like on purpose. it was so much fun and definitly worth it. cops create the visible barrier (the crystallization fatness of where the veil is thinnest at halloween) that seperates the grim bare base reality of the world and society's status quo from the world of spirit, and the souls of allthat is past (akashic records).
    if you do it right, you may in fact change society for the better, and not just by giving the cops something zany to remember.
    I have seen a thousand thousand civilizations rise and fall upon the Mother of All Things. As pipes play, echoing off the mountains and across the Ocean, until it fades at the edge of time, the end of All... - book of the gate called pan

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    I agree, why would Satan be intrested? Furthermore, why are YOU interested in attempting it? I think we need some back-story on this one. What are you really trying to do here? Are you intrested in learning Witchcraft, or another Occult discipline, or did you recently lose faith in the Judeo-Christian ways? We can help you reach a solution to your problem, but you have to tell us more about the issue that led to the question.

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    Personally, I like the slaughtered chickens at the crossroads/speak to cops as though they are Satan method. These spiritual emissaries will conduct you to a special place for Initiation. There, people robed in white jackets will give you a sacrament that will imbue you with many powers... OK, they'll give you something but it ain't the Power!

    Now, all joking aside, what you're talking about has NOTHING to do with Witchcraft. It's a really bad metaphor for people leaving Christianity and making a break for the older religions. The Crossroads are a nexus of sorts. The Gods and Goddesses associated with the Crossroads----WAIT! What am I doing?!?

    Sorry but I'm NOT going to give a serious answer to this at this time. It kind of goes against personal Oaths to discuss the 'Truth' of Mysteries without proper cause. Kind of like 'Don't talk to strangers'.

    If you're serious, then talk to us. I will personally give up any information that I can, if you are genuinely seeking. So will many of the very kind people here. I can't speak for them in any way but I'm pretty sure of their kindness.

    If you're just Trolling then I've just wasted minutes that I can never get back. And shame on you for it!
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