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    Confucius Say:

    Man who run
    inFront of car
    get tired. Man who run
    behind Car get
    exhausted.

    Man with
    one Chopstick go
    hungry.

    Man who
    scratch butt Should not
    bite fingernails.
    Man who eat
    many Prunes get
    good run for
    money.

    Baseball is
    wrong: Man with four
    balls cannot
    walk.
    War does
    not Determine who
    is right, war determine who
    is Left.
    Wife who
    put
    Husband in
    doghouse soon find him
    inCathouse.

    Man who fight
    with Wife all day
    get no piece at
    night.

    It take many
    nails To build crib,
    but one screw to fill
    it.

    Man who drive
    like
    Hell, bound to
    get there.
    Man who live
    inGlass house
    should change clothes
    inBasement.

    Man who fish
    in
    Other man's
    well often catch
    crabs.

    Crowded
    elevator
    Smell
    different to
    midget

    Person who
    deletes this has no
    humor!!!
    "Now it's you know who, I got the you know what. I'll stick it you know where, you know why, you don't care..." -- Marylin Manson

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    Man who suck can also blow.

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