Thread: Mysterious Light over Norway

Yeah, officially, it was a russian missile.

But, you know, aliens are cooler.

Well the Russians did get Vodka right.

Hey, Russia is awesome.

They pretty much won world war II.
They were the first into space.
A Russian made huge headway into the Mayan language.
They have excellent scientists.
RASPUTIN!!!!!!
Beer isn't even considered alcohol there, so you can drink them any time doing anything.
They have a holiday where you go home and have sex.

Plus Russian sounds sexy. da.

And , as zelda said, Vodka.

Hell yeah, that and Blinis with Caviar and Sour Creame. What a rush!

I have just consumed some this eve.

and now, aliens are totally unquestionably real.

I had a shot myself, Aliens are not only real they are in my kitchen making Spaghetti and meatballs.

I remember in high school a teacher showed our class a black and white video of interviews with supposed alien abductees, and based on the technology we had then and what they were saying in the film, the people were blatantly lying.

The thing is most scientists today don't feel that it will be possible for humans to travel outside of our own solar system before our species ends. Space is just too darn big. So, that being said, I do think there is intelligent life on other planets, but they would be so far away that if they could make it to our planet for a visit, they would be so much ahead of us technologically that it would be laughable.

Also, some of those movies talk about satellites in orbit that can zoom in on the earth and see a dime on the floor......well, thats nice, but if an alien from another solar system, etc., had that type of technology, it wouldn't matter because based on the speed of light and distance they might see our planet, but it would be the distant past, not present.

Vanilla vodka and hot chocolate make a good pick me up in the winter! You can also substitute vanilla vodka with Kaluha or Bailey's Irish Cream. Both work nicely!

it was the god danm crustations. Chewing, always chewing, there way to us. I hope I have enough blood.

Seems there's now rumours doing the rounds that it was the Americans' HAARP complex in Norway that was responsible. The claim is it fired off some sort of experimental signal that ruptured the ionosphere and caused the big chill that the world's northern hemisphere's been experiencing since.