Thread: Desert Island

Ta...thank you...Izz makes for happy

ok...there are 3 palmas there... i need just the machette. will cut them down... make shelter and make a harpoon... and a water destilery... i dont need anything else.

I really stress the value of the Gigantic Case of Antibiotics. Best island story ever is "Survivor Type" by Steven King (in the Skeleton Crew collection). Fiction was so rare in 1719 that Danial DeFoe spent the rest of his live telling people that no, he did not really spend ten years alone on an island, it was just a story and hey can i borrow some money? If i were really starving on an island i would kill and eat the camera man and an assistant director. Good morning.

Hopefully there will be skull cap, dandelions, puff balls, comfrey and calendula which will serve as a first aid kit for me.

Lady D. I meant a poster, not her actual dead remains. You know, when she was hot.

as for the grass, I might need to substitute something for rolling papers. Or a bong. but then I would have to use sea water, gross...

Originally Posted by SWM

Lady D. I meant a poster, not her actual dead remains. You know, when she was hot.

as for the grass, I might need to substitute something for rolling papers. Or a bong. but then I would have to use sea water, gross...

I knew you meant the poster, it could be the forties when she was young and you have gone back in time. If you had matches you could always boil the sea water.

I like bettie page because she represents my golden girl. (see Fitzgerald) She's raunchy and sexy, while not skinny. She also does what she wants because she can. Its a shame that more girls diet and skimp with respects to a perfect body image.

I would need a fire for the bong anyways.... I think I need to revise my list.

the seven things I would bring or have with me my wife, my fire starting tool, good knife

fly rod, flies for fishing, heavy string, and two tickets on that plane

I am not going to be practical.

My partner
My animals
My guitar
Whoppers
Sundrop
An Italian Sub
kettle chips

I'm going to not include the mary j in this, because its cheating :P

Revised list:

Brillo pad
Tank of centipedes
15 gallons of petrol (counts as one item, its in one container )
ukulele
nail file
bucket
Wilson volley ball