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A poem about fat people
Glutton
Don't even try to tell a lie
you ate up all my pumkin pie
you didn't think to leave me any
it's gonna go straight to you fanny
it's in your genes, you can't help it
that all you do is eat and sh**
don't gimme that 'cause I know better
your too much of a go and getter
I'll hide my snacks away from you
before they end up in your poo
no time to wait you stuff your cheeks
what's wrong with you you circus freak
you're gonna make me go berserk
I'll pop you like the hindenberg
the chrismas ham resembles you
I'll bet you gave us all swine flu
you shouldn't breed, you shouldn't bang
you better learn to shake that thang
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Actually the line was sarcasm.
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Perhaps she meant JEANS:p
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
VIRAL
Actually I am a he.
My bad,...being a vegan I love the Mcdonalds slaughtering people thing
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What is this? Taking the piss out of fat people? You think your poam is artistic or has true meaning?
Yeah maybe for the generation of 'LOLz!!!!!111one11111'
Is this occult forum for kids or something?
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Im a skinny bastard, but i still think these fat jokes are stupid. It's really lame.
Hell, while where at it lets throw some disablity jokes in, yeah even some racist ones too.
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Skinny people
I'm a twig.
I look like a fashion model.
David Bowie in drag.
All the clothes fit me
My heftier friends think I'm a fag.
Lifting heavy things has never been my bag.
This poem is lame...:p
What defines 'fat'?
I love my Rubenesque woman
More cushion to the pushin'
That's what I say.
"Who wants to ride on an ironing board?
That ain't no fun,...
I tried me one."(Frank Zappa)
Can you count your ribs? I can. But, only because I am super thin. Always have been.
Jack Spratt...
and all that.
Yeah, it's mean.
But, maybe it was written by someone trying to get a hold on their weight.
No need to hate
really not necessary to clean your plate
But, if your fine with your size
don't categorize
Because your looking at God when you look into another's eyes.
Yes. We're all the same
and the poem was lame
but it's all part of the "who's superior game"
I said my part
The poem stinks like a fart
some think it's art
(these are words that rhyme with art this time)
So say what you will
and eat an ephedra pill
and when your looking over your window sill
know that another
might be your mother
might be your uncle, sister or brother
(OK,...I don't know where I'm going with this,...)
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All these weight jokes are for high school kids
It's about time the biggerboys pulled down your eyehole lids
Yeah im skinny but i combat that with the quick/quack/back/attack and my metal cyborg ribs. I should probley host your jokes on MTV's cribs.
These homie raps are starting to sound like nursry rhymes
Lets hope the mods unleash my chains so i can commit some dirty crimes.
Because im darker than Clive barker
Because im darker than Dr.Parker alongside his rusty board marker
Because im darker than your momma's pencil sharpener
Because im darker than this cheap can of foster's larger
Im like a lyrical sith lord with my gasmask:mad:
Im not a woman but it doesent mean i cant multitask:o
You going to offer me a drink from your crappy tea-flask?:)
Come to think of it i had wish i had never asked!:eek:
All this because of a poam named Glutton?
I win, now i'l think i'l hit the 'post reply' button...
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