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    Default A poem about fat people

    Glutton

    Don't even try to tell a lie
    you ate up all my pumkin pie
    you didn't think to leave me any
    it's gonna go straight to you fanny
    it's in your genes, you can't help it
    that all you do is eat and sh**
    don't gimme that 'cause I know better
    your too much of a go and getter
    I'll hide my snacks away from you
    before they end up in your poo
    no time to wait you stuff your cheeks
    what's wrong with you you circus freak
    you're gonna make me go berserk
    I'll pop you like the hindenberg
    the chrismas ham resembles you
    I'll bet you gave us all swine flu
    you shouldn't breed, you shouldn't bang
    you better learn to shake that thang
    "Now it's you know who, I got the you know what. I'll stick it you know where, you know why, you don't care..." -- Marylin Manson

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    Actually the line was sarcasm.
    "Now it's you know who, I got the you know what. I'll stick it you know where, you know why, you don't care..." -- Marylin Manson

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    Perhaps she meant JEANS
    When in doubt,...smash something.

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    Actually I am a he.
    "Now it's you know who, I got the you know what. I'll stick it you know where, you know why, you don't care..." -- Marylin Manson

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIRAL View Post
    Actually I am a he.
    My bad,...being a vegan I love the Mcdonalds slaughtering people thing
    When in doubt,...smash something.

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    What is this? Taking the piss out of fat people? You think your poam is artistic or has true meaning?

    Yeah maybe for the generation of 'LOLz!!!!!111one11111'

    Is this occult forum for kids or something?
    Last edited by She Devil; 06-24-2009 at 02:09 AM.

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    Im a skinny bastard, but i still think these fat jokes are stupid. It's really lame.

    Hell, while where at it lets throw some disablity jokes in, yeah even some racist ones too.

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    Talking Skinny people

    I'm a twig.
    I look like a fashion model.
    David Bowie in drag.

    All the clothes fit me
    My heftier friends think I'm a fag.

    Lifting heavy things has never been my bag.

    This poem is lame...


    What defines 'fat'?
    I love my Rubenesque woman
    More cushion to the pushin'
    That's what I say.
    "Who wants to ride on an ironing board?
    That ain't no fun,...
    I tried me one."(Frank Zappa)

    Can you count your ribs? I can. But, only because I am super thin. Always have been.
    Jack Spratt...
    and all that.

    Yeah, it's mean.
    But, maybe it was written by someone trying to get a hold on their weight.
    No need to hate
    really not necessary to clean your plate

    But, if your fine with your size
    don't categorize
    Because your looking at God when you look into another's eyes.

    Yes. We're all the same
    and the poem was lame
    but it's all part of the "who's superior game"

    I said my part
    The poem stinks like a fart
    some think it's art
    (these are words that rhyme with art this time)

    So say what you will
    and eat an ephedra pill
    and when your looking over your window sill

    know that another
    might be your mother
    might be your uncle, sister or brother

    (OK,...I don't know where I'm going with this,...)
    When in doubt,...smash something.

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    All these weight jokes are for high school kids
    It's about time the biggerboys pulled down your eyehole lids

    Yeah im skinny but i combat that with the quick/quack/back/attack and my metal cyborg ribs. I should probley host your jokes on MTV's cribs.

    These homie raps are starting to sound like nursry rhymes
    Lets hope the mods unleash my chains so i can commit some dirty crimes.

    Because im darker than Clive barker
    Because im darker than Dr.Parker alongside his rusty board marker
    Because im darker than your momma's pencil sharpener
    Because im darker than this cheap can of foster's larger

    Im like a lyrical sith lord with my gasmask
    Im not a woman but it doesent mean i cant multitask
    You going to offer me a drink from your crappy tea-flask?
    Come to think of it i had wish i had never asked!


    All this because of a poam named Glutton?
    I win, now i'l think i'l hit the 'post reply' button...

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    Wo!
    Yer PHAT!
    When in doubt,...smash something.

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