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    Default Blasphemies!

    Blasphemies!

    Jesus died on the crucifix
    for bein' a crazy heretic
    pretending that your wine's his blood
    it's blood that stains your brotherhood
    i'll bet you think he understands you
    i'll bet his last words were to damn you
    the moon's got bruises from abuse
    the sun's for space junk and refuse
    the vatican keeps hiding scrolls
    perhapse in Buddha's belly rolls
    the shintoists are just too penile
    and poor old Brahma's getting senile
    that Krishna was a petty bastard
    but righteous to the men he mastered
    don't get me started with old Zeus
    that lecher shouldn't be let loose
    Osiris' wits were always dim
    Set kicked his ass and jigsawed him
    the priestess always wears that veil
    it's prob'ly 'cause she looks like hell
    Allah's always outlawing something
    I don't know much, but I know one thing
    the holy cow sure makes good chops
    I'll buy them at the Wal- Mart shop
    "Now it's you know who, I got the you know what. I'll stick it you know where, you know why, you don't care..." -- Marylin Manson

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    Ha! Don't make fun of Buddha's belly rolls! Mmmm rolls....

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    Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management
    technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals.. The
    funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

    1.. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that
    hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

    2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool
    running water.

    3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

    4. No one knows your secret place.

    5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

    6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air
    with a cascade of serenity.

    7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out
    the face of the person you are holding underwater.
    "Now it's you know who, I got the you know what. I'll stick it you know where, you know why, you don't care..." -- Marylin Manson

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